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Who are you?

Hi! I'm Scott Lembcke. A Minnesotan Lutheran dontcha ya know. Uffda! Also, a middle aged, self employed software engineer that dabbles in aviation. I've been known to write code adjacent to video games since the mid 90's. When I'm not writting code for actual games, I tend to be writting math libraries for heavy machinery, real-time mapping software for drones, or VR software for mental healthcare. If I'm not getting paid for it, I might also branch out into writing assembly for real-time fractal rendering, or games on obsolete hardware too. :)

If I'm not programming, I'm probably dabbling in flying contrivances. I have a way too many RC aircraft including planes, helicopters and drones. (Less than 30, so it's not a problem. Thanks for asking...) I've been flying them for about 15 years now, and they are the greatest video game ever made! The learning curve is a little steep, and the controls can be a little janky thanks to the overly realistic flight model, but the satisfaction when you can do it well? (chef's kiss) I'm also currently working on my glider pilot's license. So far it's been pretty darn neat!